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author: Stingray
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Be Careful What You Shop For

you just might shake your head

Genevieve was looking at some movies at Circuit City and asked me a question about something there. So, on a whim, I decided to see what they were offering on Blu-ray for under $20. I saw the usual cheap, short titles that are hardly worth that price under $20. I saw the titles that let you turn your TV into an aquarium or fireplace...faux, of course.

Then, there was this title...

What will they think of next?

THE POWER OF CHRIST IMPALES YOU!!! Really, this is a real title, really available for purchase at Circuit City. At least, it was at the time of this writing. Give it a few months, and you won't be able to find it there. In fact, give this link a few weeks, and it probably won't exist anymore (as Circuit City is in danger of closing its doors forever). Really, check it out. Better yet, this link shouldn't go away for a while.

For more laughs, here is Circuit City's description:

Forget that hack Van Helsing, for true extermination of the fanged undead believers turn to the one and only sandaled slayer, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Having returned to Earth for the eagerly anticipated Second Coming, Jesus finds his bid to judge the living interrupted by a horde of angry bloodsuckers who possess the ability to walk in daylight. Of course even Jesus needs a hand now and then when it comes to battling the legions of the undead, and Mexican wrestling hero El Santo is more than eager to pitch in and do his part to ensure a safe Judgment Day. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

Yes, I'll be running out to get this movie. Blizzards and floods...tsunamis even...couldn't hold me back. *hand slaps forehead*

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