Huh...What?
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So, on some tabloid program this evening, the information on the subject of the show included: "Update on the death of Michael Jackson." My initial thought was, "Yup, he's still dead." I mean, no offense to the man, his legacy, his family, anything...him, but I'm certain they could have made their point differently. "More news following Michael Jackson's death." There, I just did it.