Well, it would be 15 except I edited some out for content...

I was digging through some old emails when I came across this on. It's pretty funny, I think. These are things you could do when you are otherwise bored at Wal-Mart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in house wares," and see what happens.
3. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
4. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
7. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
8. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
9. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
10. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
11. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"